August 25, 2009

Is the ”LIFT" Confusing?

俺太无聊,注定苦力命,有事没事都到外走走。
搭上几趟的电梯,发现电梯里竟然有那么多种人
果然是曾师奶说的"一种米养百种人

进了电梯
  • 有的 "哎哟,电梯不是上楼的哦!"
  • 有的 滔滔不绝,讲个不停。 " 矣?忘了按几楼啊!"
  • 有的 "异, 做么过了我那楼的? 忘了出去meh? "
  • 有的 "到了吗?到了啊?那么久,真是烂!"
  • 有的 "Paiseh 咯,按错几楼了"
  • 有的 “开门?关门?哎呀,你按啦,我不会分!” 

当电梯故障时,
  • 有的 “不行,我晕了,我晕了“
  • 有的 就跟紧急铃拼了,死都不放手
  • 有的 对着传播器 “来人啊!”
  • 有的 心静自然凉
  • 有的 "又来?习惯就好. "

你又做过多少样啊? 嘻嘻!
结论是 :电梯小姐很重要!瓦卡卡!


14 comments:

Vincent said...

Lols Simi post ! lol

Amelie said...

Simi? mean "什么" is it? haha

Vincent said...

haha ya. I teach u Hokkien lea so pro lols.

Amelie said...

not "sia mi" meh?
"Lei sik erm sik ga?"

Vincent said...

simi also can use...

i teach u cantonese shun bian la lols..

Shud be " lei sek mmmmm sek gar "

not wad sik sik erm erm la lols i guess half day only get ur meaning >.< lols

Amelie said...

see? u r wrong.. not sek...is sik la...really "fan shue mou yok yi"

Anonymous said...

LOL wat a 'fan shue mou yok yi''' LOLLOL

cant stop laughing lar

i miss canto!
HAHAHA

ASM

Amelie said...

wakaka, that is a typical canto..wakaka. i even got scolded by my lab tutor when i BROKE a test tube..wakaka

Anonymous said...

OMGGG
ur tutor scolded u using this phrase huh?? ur tutor is so mean

broke a test tube only wat! small case lar

i broke cylindrical measure tim! haha
just asked for a new one, that's it!!
paid school fees d marr!! LOL

ASM

Amelie said...

no la, he is a funny tutor, he is just kidding. addition to my blur-ness, always do wrong precedures. haha, that is why he suddenly told me that.. wakaka

last time i broke the glass, then tot no need pay, dim ji, my school finance office keep my exam token, make me can;t go exam unless i paid for that. ish ish...

Vincent said...

Lols... wad is "fan shue mou yok yi" ? =.=||

Amelie said...

haha, now beg me teach u back a?
"番薯没药医" 。。。
you surrender ler....huhu

Anonymous said...

icic
I tout already included in the school fees
HAHA

so mean lar them! HEHE

asm~

Amelie said...

yeahla, even my fren owe them 10 cents also same thing happen. that is so call money-minded.